Jessica Does A Paris Hilton?
Although I haven't seen it, I've heard of that Paris Hilton ad where she's schmoozing her wet sudsy tits all over some car. Well today I managed to have the (mis?)fortune of seeing Jessica Simpson's "These Boots Are Made For Walking" video clip. I didn't think much of Jessica Simpson before I saw this video clip, and to tell you the truth, I think she's even more of a doey eyed bimbette now that I have seen it. Basically she's yukking it up in one of those crop top t-shirts and a pair if shorter-than-short shorts (which I'm led to believe are called "Daisy Dukes" after her character in the movie.. whatever, they still look slutty), and a pair of cowboy boots. And oh, look! Willie Nelson plays guitar. I wonder if he was thinking "what the fuck am I doing in this video...oh what the hell, I'll just strum my gee-tar a bit more and smile". Or maybe he was thinking that girls didn't behave a la Miss Simpson-slash-Lachey-oh-but-now-they-are-on-the-outs-so-we'll-just-stick-to-Simpson in his day.
ANYWAY... I think the funniest part of the video clip is when Bimbo, oops I mean Jessica slugs a customer who slaps her on the ass with a nice right hook (or left hook, I don't remember). Oh and perhaps Ricky Martin needs to be relieved of his "Robo-Hips" title, Jessica was working those hips like they were a well lubed dildo on a pussy safari. (i.e. flawlessly) But, on the downside, the pink "nearly not there" bikini didn't do her that much justice (sorry Jessica, but your ass is just a little bit on the skinnycino side.. someone get this girl a plate of ribs, pronto... or maybe a Beer Barrel Belly Buster) Oh and no boob-schmoozing on the windshield = Jessica is a teasing wench! At least Paris gave horny guys not only a memorable porn video (either for it's titillation or laugh value), but the windshield had her cleavaged smooshed all over it.
But, Paris is a skank anyway... so whatever. Apparently she only has one pose as evidenced in either a flash file or a .gif file somewhere in the great wide intermanet. (i.e. I saw it like 2-3 days ago but forgot to bookmark it...d'oh!)
'Til next time, Kiddies...
~FrostilicusFrost~
ANYWAY... I think the funniest part of the video clip is when Bimbo, oops I mean Jessica slugs a customer who slaps her on the ass with a nice right hook (or left hook, I don't remember). Oh and perhaps Ricky Martin needs to be relieved of his "Robo-Hips" title, Jessica was working those hips like they were a well lubed dildo on a pussy safari. (i.e. flawlessly) But, on the downside, the pink "nearly not there" bikini didn't do her that much justice (sorry Jessica, but your ass is just a little bit on the skinnycino side.. someone get this girl a plate of ribs, pronto... or maybe a Beer Barrel Belly Buster) Oh and no boob-schmoozing on the windshield = Jessica is a teasing wench! At least Paris gave horny guys not only a memorable porn video (either for it's titillation or laugh value), but the windshield had her cleavaged smooshed all over it.
But, Paris is a skank anyway... so whatever. Apparently she only has one pose as evidenced in either a flash file or a .gif file somewhere in the great wide intermanet. (i.e. I saw it like 2-3 days ago but forgot to bookmark it...d'oh!)
'Til next time, Kiddies...
~FrostilicusFrost~
posted by FrostilicusFrost at 11:53 pm
1 Comments:
Now, I've seen a little of that Paris hilton clip....And usually I am all for overt sexuality...
But this was an abomination to food... Sexuality... cars... and my precious eyes.
It was indescribably SHIT.
I haven't seen that Jessica simpson stuff, but it comes to the point where if you tried to drown her and you told her she could breath under the 'Magical water' she'd believe you.........
And that burger is insane. Heart attack waiting to happen...
It severely needs bacon...
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