Alternative Xmas Carols

**Note, for those of you who read this and actually LIKE Xmas, (unlike myself), you may wish to read something else other than this post. Frostilicus takes no responsibility for how pissed off you get, and would like to remind the general reading public, that Frostilicus chooses to have a sense of humour where religious things are concerned. If you can't take a joke, and take offence at this post, please FUCK OFF and whinge to someone else, because I can assure you, I will just laugh my ass of at your flames.**

These were posted in a thread I was reading on Yahoo!'s message boards this morning. Muslim parody Xmas carols, ahoy!

Infidels
(formally Jingle Bells)

Dashing thru the sand,
With a Christian head in hand,
While we speak of peace,
Our Jihad will not cease!

Watch them wring their hands,
Just like we have planned,
Oh what fun it is to kill,
On our way to paradise!

Infidels! Infidels!
We will kill you all!
Strapping on our dynamite,
At bus stops and the malls!

Infidels! Infidels!
We will kill you all!
While we speak the words of peace,
We'll make sure that you fall!


Last Christmas
(Formally White Christmas)


I'm dreaming of the last Christmas.
Just like Muhammad has foretold.
Where the Christians are weeping,
Their corpses seeping,
Brains and blood onto the snow!


Oh Holiday Tree
(formally Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh Holiday Tree!
Oh Holiday Tree!
We have removed Christianity!

Oh Holiday Tree!
Oh Holiday Tree!
We tricked them into destiny!

We speak of peace while killing them,
They apologize for our mayhem!

Oh Holiday Tree!
Oh Holiday Tree!
We have removed Christianity!

I hope you all cry from laughter :P

Yours,

~Frostilicus~