NIN Humour

Ahhhh...lol. For those of you who have no clue, I absolutely *LOVE* the band Nine Inch Nails. While reading through the Echoingthesound.org Forums this morning, I found this parody of their 1994 song "Closer"...hehe. If you're not familiar with the original song... you should be, even if you don't like NIN... It's one of those "must have" songs.


CLOSER (stuffed mix)

Please let me violate them
Please let me mutilate them
Please let me infiltrate them
Please let me consecrate them

Hug me
I crave the ones with beady eyes
Hug me
They’ve got fuzzy ass to sell
Hug me
You know what really works for me
Those pink ponies up on that shelf

I want to fuck all your stuffed animals
I want to feel their cotton insides
I want to fuck all your stuffed animals
I dig those teddy bear broads
They get me closer to god

I just want their insulation
I just want the warmth that it brings
I’ll go down on them like a wraith
I just want some plush fucking

Hug me
I know they’re in season
Hug me
It’s that sexy fuzz smell
Hug me
They make me erect
Help me get them all for myself

I want to fuck all your stuffed animals
I want to feel their cotton insides
I want to fuck all your stuffed animals
I dig those teddy bear broads
They get me closer to god

Pressed on my chest
Give a tight squeeze
Warmth in my stomach
The sexy tease
I love my bunny
She fuels my drive
My plushy treason
Keeps me alive

Mmm... plush lust...lmao.